ucw458 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) I'm sitting here watching Dirty Jobs. Too bad for me it turns out to be the episode where he goes to the Forensic Entomologist College. Sifting through rotten corpses or rather piles of goo for bugs to collect so you can get an approximate time of death. Watching him try not to throw up many times. HELL NO I don't want that job. The episode with him at the rendering plant is slightly better but I don't want that one either. Post up a job that you find too horrible to ever consider doing and why you wouldn't do it. Edited August 1, 2014 by ucw458 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) male on male call guy Edited August 1, 2014 by Walker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87redcat Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 mortician Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebird Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 wow....good ones so far...lol I would not want to police a high crime rate big city.My balls are not big enough to hunt down land mines in the middle east.I would not enjoy diggin blood worms....but have gave it a 2nd thought.never flip mcdonald burgersWould never moderate a forum of cry babies...lol But i could do a better job at whatever That Obama dude does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Dont Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Proctologist or Urologist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmyers151 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Not sure of the exact terminology, but "Radio Antenna Maintenance Technician"? The guy that climbs those crazy high towers to do whatever it is he does. Because scared of heights, and also because those things have got to sway at least a little even on a calm day. Thinking about it makes me feel uneasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natallica Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 I agree with the "antenna" job...also in that catagory "Cedar Point Ride Inspector" (or any amusement park for that matter) Also, Port-O-John cleaner (ewwww) or school bus driver (too much liability) Just a few that popped in my head. -N8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IntercooledFlatty Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 starquest mechanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malykaii Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 School bus driver... its the liability that bothers you? Basically the kids spend their time supervised. Now put 30+ on a bus unsupervised for a few minutes (your driving) and let them loose. That's when parents need to take a look at their little angel to see what kind of an animal they really might just have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malykaii Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 I for one dislike being a mechanic, and hate getting overly dirty or greasy. I quit pro wrenching already. But I got a call from an international logistics company and now fix filthy trucks that have autolube machines on all grease fittings. So I got over it for their price. My point. I'm willing to bet everyone has a price as well... no? (I'll drive a cheese bus for 80k, climb the tower for 135k, and be a mortician for 200k) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IntercooledFlatty Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 i'll be a mortician for the fun of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potamus Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Sepitic tank diver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPGorBOOST Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Centers for Disease Control, vector control or the like that handle highly contagious diseases, viruses, plague, ect. Hemorrhagic fever doesn't sound like a cold that you want to pass around the home or office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiplee Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 male on male call guy [/thread] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) Dildo tester. Suicide bomber. Drug mule. Edited August 1, 2014 by louswheel01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSQuest88 Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 Scoop up roadkill. I can barely do it if I find something dead in my yard let alone do it as a job. Especially if it's been sitting in 90 degree weather a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mech Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 SQC moderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbruneaux Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 male on male call guy Why is that the first thing that pops into your mind????? I'm not disagreeing with you, just saying..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
importwarrior Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 (edited) I don't want this jobhttp://tinyurl.com/lhpx3eq Edited August 5, 2014 by importwarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 SQC moderator WHAT and miss out on all those FREE parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 (edited) I don't want this jobhttp://tinyurl.com/lhpx3eq Big animal vet, they have to go shoulders deep in them! No thanks! lol Crime scene clean up. That's a freaking heinous job! When I worked as a field deputy for a City of LA politician I was at a murder scene. Man I could not stomach what I saw for a brief moment. I have no idea how those guys do their jobs. Edited August 5, 2014 by louswheel01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbruneaux Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 I'm sitting here watching Dirty Jobs. Too bad for me it turns out to be the episode where he goes to the Forensic Entomologist College. Sifting through rotten corpses or rather piles of goo for bugs to collect so you can get an approximate time of death. Watching him try not to throw up many times. HELL NO I don't want that job. The episode with him at the rendering plant is slightly better but I don't want that one either. Post up a job that you find too horrible to ever consider doing and why you wouldn't do it. That episode and the rendering plant don't even need smellavision to make you sick.. Last time we had our septic tank pumped there was the guy with the shovel on a 20 ft pole feeding the vacuum tube and from 40 feet away the smell was awful. I can't imagine you ever get used to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo Cary Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Gynecologist. Imagine how that would wreck your world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg23 Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Starquest heater blower box remover/installer. Or maybe 4" heater hose replacer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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