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4AM I'm awaken by a sound in my ear. Immedialy I knew I had a bug in there. Moment I opened my eyes, I jumped out of bed. I felt the crawling in my ear, the noise of something crawling, it was insane.

 

All the while my wife is trying to figure out what the hell is going on. I told her, "turn on the lights. A bug in my ear!"

 

She ran to the medicine cabinet, grabbed hydrogen peroxide and had me lay on my right side. She poured peroxide in my left ear and sure enough, a big ugly pincher bug craweled out!

 

Disturbing yo! Could not go back to sleep.

 

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if there is no peroxide piss in a cup and have your wife pour the urine in your ear. the heat and amonia will make it come out as well.

 

"Hurry honey, piss on me!" Sound like somerhing R Kelly woul recommend!

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Truck that, I'd have lost it, cried like a little girl.

 

We have these "house centipedes" at my place. They look like a crawling fuzz, ugly as sin and they run crazy fast.

 

Here's a pic I found online to show scale, I've killed them as big as 4".

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/House_centipede_house_cat.jpg

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I've been noticing these pincher bugs around for a couple weeks. I have given them a break so far and not been killing the heck out of them. It's extermination time now.

 

We seem to have a lot of bugs in this house. Potato bugs. Anyone seen them?

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Truck that, I'd have lost it, cried like a little girl.

 

We have these "house centipedes" at my place. They look like a crawling fuzz, ugly as sin and they run crazy fast.

 

Here's a pic I found online to show scale, I've killed them as big as 4".

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/House_centipede_house_cat.jpg

 

Don't kill them! They hunt spiders! I have them too, witnessed one chase down a wolf spider across the apartment walls.

 

 

Also, have you ever been bitten by an earwig in your ear? You will want to go on an extermination of them.

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Damn Louis that is some Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan stuff right there!

 

Those "fuzzy" ones are Silverfish, I have them in the basement, they get real big and move like lightning. They can bite, but normally they eat paper products and glue and stuff like that. I've probably killed 3000 of them, I'd rather have spiders because they are not in your face like these are.

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DUDE! Just reading that gives me the heeby jeebies!

 

EXACTLY... what I was think'n!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm gonna start feel'n/hear'n something in my ear when I lay down for bed? Best to just "Pass-Out?" :o

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Time for some bug bombs dude. Potato bugs suck too.

 

Doubt the OP can even get there hands on bug bombs in CA..... They are nuts about anything like that.

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possibly laid some Eggs in your ear.... what they do Just saying...

 

No no no the urban legand is they lay eggs in the brain, then eat there way out.

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Doubt the OP can even get there hands on bug bombs in CA..... They are nuts about anything like that.

 

 

You can still buy them here. I found 12 of them in a bag in my new garage. I set off a few to kill the bugs and spiders in the garage.

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Damn Louis that is some Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan stuff right there!

 

Those "fuzzy" ones are Silverfish, I have them in the basement, they get real big and move like lightning. They can bite, but normally they eat paper products and glue and stuff like that. I've probably killed 3000 of them, I'd rather have spiders because they are not in your face like these are.

 

Yo I'm telling you! It was crazy. I started wigging out when when I felt the crawling inside and I felt it hit my ear drum! I wasn't sure what to do. Lucky for me my wife was a medical tech in major hospital. She knew what to do.

 

I know it didn't pinch me, but I haven't felt right since. My wife is gonna flush my ears later today after work.

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That's god you had an assistant to do the peroxide trick. I got on of those in my ear from inside a car once and the noise made me flip out. I tried the eye dropper with baby oil trick and it didn't work so I freaked out worse. I ended up grabbing the shop vac and hold it to my ear and that did the trick.
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