BlowinUp54B's Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 So my girl friend has been staying with me most nights for the past month or so, and for the past 2 weeks she has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind because he civic whines and makes horrible sounds, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think Im sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, and she said "Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really going on out there. So I leave the garage door open, and turn off all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait.. A few minutes later, his car pulls into my driveway, and Im hiding behind my Quest. When his headlights shine through my garage and onto the car, I see something that I just couldn't believe. The front camber is severely wearing my front tires. Now i have to get camber plates. Should I get the Cusco camber plates or the Race Comp Engineering ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidbath Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Uh... you went from talking about how your girl is cheating on you to camber plates? Cusco would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoFastBeater Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 It's a joke. And a really old internet one at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travs87tsi Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 thats pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David_Schouenborg Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 LOL thanks for a good laugh David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazarin Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 I was hoping it was going to end with the Fresh Prince theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technology Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 I was going to call troll without even reading it. This type of thread never comes up on this board, therefore it couldn't have been real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin88ESiR Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 I was going to call troll without even reading it. This type of thread never comes up on this board, therefore it couldn't have been real.and then he noticed a silver starion parked on the street in Seinfeld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanta Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 (edited) if it makes you feel any better my Starion is a floozy. I caught it with a 16/17yr old girl with her tongue all over it. Literally. I say Cusco though ( LOL ) Edited August 26, 2008 by Fanta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psu_Crash Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 O .. I have to admit ... you got me! Reading through all interested ... and wham! Got a good laugh out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlowinUp54B's Posted August 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Fantas Starion is stealing all da white wemonz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazarin Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 (edited) if it makes you feel any better my Starion is a floozy. I caught it with a 16/17yr old girl with her tongue all over it. Literally. I say Cusco though ( LOL ) http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d5/Pedobear.png PICS. I DEMAND THEM. Edited August 26, 2008 by Mazarin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silkdagger05 Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 LMAO!!!!! I was so confused guy's then it clicked. lol your bad man way bad ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanta Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d5/Pedobear.png PICS. I DEMAND THEM. my camera was in car at the moment of lickage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elkidmino Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 LOL I got a good laugh out of it. *copy paste* Fanta.......I just, I just.......can't be friends with you anymore b/c of no pics. You are banned my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truth Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 always there... Pedo Bear Approved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanta Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 always there... Pedo Bear Approved! I'm still awaiting for when you tell us a girl licked your hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem0ntsi Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 LOL thanks for a good laugh David Hahaha that was fookin great I expected some big drama about you going at him with a chainsaw or something.. on another note.. nice midnite blue quest in your sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg_43 Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 O .. I have to admit ... you got me! Reading through all interested ... and wham! Got a good laugh out of it. +1........................ Go with the Cusco or Ocsar's if you can find a set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
averse Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 my camera was in car at the moment of lickage. Wouldnt have mattered. I bet his hands were busy anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack_Morris Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 I'm still awaiting for when you tell us a girl licked your hair. bwahahahahhahahahahahahah!!! lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drifter87 Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Lol I was all like wt....?!? Go with the Cusco or Ocsar's if you can find a set. ^^I agree^^ go with with the latter if you can find em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidbath Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Lmfao, Pedo-bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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