IntercooledFlatty Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 i have fun going through airports i used this new scanner flying to vegas for the nats, after the scan there were several tsa ladies gathering around the screen in pure awe they they asked to do a pat down so i gave them all one my wife wasn't amused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elkidmino Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/112010/small_tsa%20facts.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kozmikkroozer Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 It's just more scare tactics,to make us think were all in "eminent danger".Honestly...to live in a "free society" you are going to take some losses period.It's just that simple.You can't weed out all the quacks before s*** happens without handcuffing everyone.How big of a threat is this really? Are planes blowing up all the time? What are the odds of you getting blown up in a plane? So freaking small that I'm not the least bit concerned,and it not due to the tougher standards.This is just more drummed up hysteria and people are just nodding their head accepting these invasions and moving on.America has no more balls - we are so easily led by fear and media hype it's sickening.Just one more injustice on an ever lengthening list that we have to suffer.Let the conditions fit the risk,they are way out of balance here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edde Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Osama's wet dream is reality. (They don't have to destroy us, we'll do it ourselves). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edde Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Be sure and pick up this book and read it to the little ones: http://wyblog.us/images/tsa-cavity-search.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TainterRacing Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Why don't they get the Scanners that use radio waves not only to they not SEE every thing they don't give you any radiation? Most places in Europe use them. They can even tell if you have trace explosives on the body that you cant see with the body scanners. Its like TSA is getting the old crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliber308 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 (edited) I have a solution that will make both men and women happy: Have hot babes do a body search on the men.Have hunks to the body search on the women. See, this way the X-ray scans will be obsolete in no time But you might have to get to the airport 2 hours early....Long lines and excess time standing in them will be the norm Bill Edited November 23, 2010 by Caliber308 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 I have a solution that will make both men and women happy: Have hot babes do a body search on the men.Have hunks to the body search on the women. See, this way the X-ray scans will be obsolete in no time But you might have to get to the airport 2 hours early....Long lines and excess time standing in them will be the norm Bill That may lead to alot of divorces as well. I can see it now..."your honor, he cheated on me with a TSA pat down agent!" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metric-man Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 (edited) Yeah jeesh, just think how any terrorist would just hate it. It is supposed to quicken up the lines and children under a certain age or women have a legal if not religious right to be searched by a female.. I don't see the big deal, I'm more upset about them taking the control of the aircraft away from the pilot with auto shut down sequencing if the engine catches on fire or the auto shut down malfunctions. What are they thinking, the planes going to just pull over ?? On a different note I just had a weirdest vivid dream that aliens helped shut down the power grid,and set off a couple radom ICBM'sI was on a train going who knows where and we stopped in the middle of nowhere Obama gets on with stacks of cash wrapped in cellophane,and tied with package twine, and he needs to manually set-off the rest of our ICBM's so we have a chance against any of the countries we already alarmed and are sending theirs our way... I was dodging debris from failing stages watching rockets u turn mid air into the groundI had to escape a 20 foot alien monster frog by jumping down a 30 foot cliff... must have been the cough syrup I've using for my cold. Being searched is such a small problem, at least if they're not 20 ft frogs. Edited November 23, 2010 by starion_cult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UlrichWolf Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Yeah jeesh, just think how any terrorist would just hate it. It is supposed to quicken up the lines and children under a certain age or women have a legal if not religious right to be searched by a female.. I don't see the big deal, I'm more upset about them taking the control of the aircraft away from the pilot with auto shut down sequencing if the engine catches on fire or the auto shut down malfunctions. What are they thinking, the planes going to just pull over ?? On a different note I just had a weirdest vivid dream that aliens helped shut down the power grid,and set off a couple radom ICBM'sI was on a train going who knows where and we stopped in the middle of nowhere Obama gets on with stacks of cash wrapped in cellophane,and tied with package twine, and he needs to manually set-off the rest of our ICBM's so we have a chance against any of the countries we already alarmed and are sending theirs our way... I was dodging debris from failing stages watching rockets u turn mid air into the groundI had to escape a 20 foot alien monster frog by jumping down a 30 foot cliff... must have been the cough syrup I've using for my cold. Being searched is such a small problem, at least if they're not 20 ft frogs. Whew.....dude..... Were you wearing your football helmet, and licking the windows too? Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrazilBoy Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 dude I say eat beef stew, broccoli, and beans....pat me down and I will rot the gloves off ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHARDmitsu. Posted November 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Air travelers are going to get pissed this thanksgiving!http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101123/ap_on_re_us/us_airport_security_pat_down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metric-man Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Whew.....dude..... Were you wearing your football helmet, and licking the windows too? TimI knew you had something to do with it... I don't know I was asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanta Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 How to avoid being patted down and body scanned http://noblasters.com/post/1650102322/my-tsa-encounter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeuppance Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 http://www.hulu.com/watch/194728/saturday-night-live-message-from-tsa Haha, there we go. -Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeuppance Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 CNN: Do the airport body scanners even work:http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/11/23/ac.body.scanners.ineffective.cnn?iref=allsearch -Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edde Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 CNN: Do the airport body scanners even work:http://www.cnn.com/v...?iref=allsearch -Robert If by "work" you mean putting money in Chertoff's (aka Skeletor) wallet, then yes they work as expected. http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/intel/07/10/22_chertoff_lg.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
averse Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 ^^^ lol, reminds me of Mr. Burns from Simpsons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edde Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 ^^^ lol, reminds me of Mr. Burns from Simpsons! By George, I think you've got it! http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/12/128789510408878211.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHARDmitsu. Posted November 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 http://www.hulu.com/watch/194728/saturday-night-live-message-from-tsa Haha, there we go. -Roberthehe hope they use that as their official ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UlrichWolf Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/larryo340/Funny%20Pictures/2d437ca7.jpg Bumper stickers anyone?!?!?!?! Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/larryo340/Funny%20Pictures/2d437ca7.jpg Bumper stickers anyone?!?!?!?! Tim Those are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistapickles Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 see, the TSA is thinking forward to Obamacare....I heard they already found 10 cases of female chest appendage cancer...and all this without a copay....I think I judged Obamacare too early.... lets wait a little while, maybe us men can get our prostate checked at the airport, Obama is a genius combining homeland security and healthcare...I had no idea his vision included appointing Janet Naplitano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ucw458 Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 10. I don't get felt up when I get in my car. Tim You need a girlfriend. Or maybe just a more adventurous one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UlrichWolf Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 10. I don't get felt up by a inbred Stalin-esque type with a double digit IQ and a triple digit salary when I get in my car Tim There. Clarified that for you, Jeff. Happy Thanksgiving! Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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