Mnementh Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 (edited) Thought I'd put this in the general discussion forum simply because the ad is so appalling! What kind of a jerk-off would write an ad like that? One that would put lime green wheels on a silver Skyline, apparently... "...This isn't your normal skyline. This xxxx is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God crap like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car..." "...Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great xxxx news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for xxxx so we got rid of it. Manly as xxxx. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back..." "...You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so xxxx fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was xxxx rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest xxxx you've ever driven..." http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html Edited October 18, 2011 by Chad prolific foul language, go read the terms of service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedyquest Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 It looks as if this guy has watched too many epic meal time videos... thats what it reminds me of anyway (ive never personally liked epic meal time). Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullzaflare Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 he would be a good shamwow salesman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Moronic???? i think thats pretty epic:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotStock88 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 CANADIANS? PFFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy larry Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 I'm liken the green wheels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87TsiOwner Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 pretty epic lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudeLobster Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 I read this on Jalopnik a few days ago. Damn near xxxx myself laughing so hard! (when its unedited) -Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metric-man Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 There is a system on craigslist when you are on their website and you’re reading a post to Please flag with care: [?]miscategorizedprohibitedspam/overpostbest of craigslist In this case I would think the poster just wants attention and needs to be nominated into the "best of craigslist" Some people need a life and they need our approval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tg118 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 That was entertaining,! i nearly pissed myself reading it... bet he got some lookers though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg_43 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 This car has got 1.5 metric tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't END Cocaine is a h@#l of a drug................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mnementh Posted October 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 he would be a good shamwow salesman Pffft...I just LOLed for a couple of mins! Thanks for the laugh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Project83 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Thanks for the laugh i needed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burton Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Moronic???? i think thats pretty epic:) Agreed! I love adds like that where people have a sense of humor. I think it's pretty obvious by the tone of the add that they guy was not being serious about most of the stuff he said. Sometimes you gotta be pretty smart to look dumb. I wonder what it was that offended the OP? The profanity? The green wheels? The use of a word created by Oprah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boostdquest89 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Good stuffChad- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89PalermoSHP Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 (edited) Wait a minute... hang on a second... whats going on here... something doesnt add up... just a minute... time out... this aint quite right... oh, now I get it, arent certain herbs legal in Vancouver??? :D (yes, this is a reference to something) Edited October 19, 2011 by 89PalermoSHP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmyers151 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 I lol'd Love ads like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patra_is_here Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 idk, seems like a guy just having fun with his craigslist ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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