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If you watch the temp gauge more then the speedometer, you might own a Starquest. If you weekend is planned around working on your car, you might own a Starquest. If you work OT just to buy new used parts, you might own a Starquest.
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If you have more black under your nails than ANYONE at the office

 

If your shakedown ride only gets you far enough from the house where if you break down, your within the insurance company's "free tow distance" home.

 

Old guys constantly flag you down and tell you how much they wanted one of those when they were younger or how they haven't seen one of those in 20 years!

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You might own a starquest if:

1. People speed up or slow down just to see what you're driving

2. Any and every car tries to run you from a dig at a light

3. You watch any gauge more than your speedometer or tachometer

4. Your seatbelts cause claustrophobia to some passengers and choke larger humans

5. People ask if the levers in the center console are ejection seats

6. People ask why the seat doesn't move farther back

7. Wonder why you still have back seats

8. Wish you had a real cupholder

Didn't mean to take all of them

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if....

...your car sounds like a tractor idling.

...you've located all ground wires and polished em up.

...your floor mat folds in front of accelerator pedal and helps keep it planted after you let off.

...your ashtray is brownish..ish and you have or have wanted an 83 hood(s).

...you know which weigh oils you CAN mix.

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