importwarrior Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Two men walk into a bar... you'd think one of them would have seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenquestTSI Posted May 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 ^^^^^ LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenquestTSI Posted May 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Cripple jokes are so mean. I can't stand them.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenquestTSI Posted May 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Why can't pirates learn the alphabet ?? Because they always get lost at C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeph_tsi Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 what did tennessee? The same thing arkansas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenquestTSI Posted May 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 LOLOLOLOL !! How do surgeons keep they're breath fresh ? Experi-mints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vbrad511 Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. The bartender says "Hey, you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your fly". The pirate says "Aye. It drives me nuts". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenquestTSI Posted May 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Lol why are pirates always mean? Because they just aaaarrrrrreeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC_99 Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Where did the pirate go for lunch? Arrrrrrbys. BC_99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenquestTSI Posted May 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenquestTSI Posted May 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Wat would you call a fake noodle ?? An impasta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
averse Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
averse Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar... It was tense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 A woman finds her husband crying. Concern she asks "what's wrong?" Husband wipes tears off his face and tell's her, "remember when we were young and your father found out I had defiled you?" Confused the wife responds, "yes, of course I remember. He was angry. But he got over it after you proposed not long after." The husband sobbs, "yeah, well what you don't know is that he threatend me to have his cop friends frame me on charges that would get me no less than 20 years in prison if I didn't marry you." The wife looks at him even more confused. Husband sobbs some more and continues, "well, today would complete my 20 year sentence! I would be FREE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vbrad511 Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Mid Sunday afternoon a guy walks into a bar wearing a Cubs shirt, carrying a cat that's also wearing a Cubs shirt AND a little helmet. He explains to the bartender "The Cubs are our favorite team. Me and my cat always watch their games, but our satelite's out. Is there any way we can sit in here and watch the game?". The bartender tells him "Sure thing. Have a seat at the end of the bar down there, you'll be fine".About six minutes into the game one of the Cubbies hits a double. The cat sees this and jumps off the guys lap and onto the bar and runs down to the far end. He then turns around stands up on his hind legs, and does a little happy dance all the way back to his owner, giving everybody at the bar a "high-five" on the way. The bartender see this and says to the owner "That's pretty impressive. What does your cat do when the Cubbies hit a home run?"The guy says "Oh heck, I don't know. I've only had him for 3 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickStarion Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Mid Sunday afternoon a guy walks into a bar wearing a Cubs shirt, carrying a cat that's also wearing a Cubs shirt AND a little helmet. He explains to the bartender "The Cubs are our favorite team. Me and my cat always watch their games, but our satelite's out. Is there any way we can sit in here and watch the game?". The bartender tells him "Sure thing. Have a seat at the end of the bar down there, you'll be fine".About six minutes into the game one of the Cubbies hits a double. The cat sees this and jumps off the guys lap and onto the bar and runs down to the far end. He then turns around stands up on his hind legs, and does a little happy dance all the way back to his owner, giving everybody at the bar a "high-five" on the way.The bartender see this and says to the owner "That's pretty impressive. What does your cat do when the Cubbies hit a home run?"The guy says "Oh heck, I don't know. I've only had him for 3 years. good enough to smash on the sox though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Eh, must be a baseball thing. So the cubs suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natallica Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 If "Mississippi" wore a "New Jersey", what did "Delaware"?I dunno..."Alaska" -N8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrngwae Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 What is the difference in an Oral thermometer and a Rectal thermometer? The Taste...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenquestTSI Posted May 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Wat do cows do for fun ?? They go to the mooooovies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patra_is_here Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 a horse walks in to a barthe bartender regrets having such large doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud81918 Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/1879411.jpg http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/1879434.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenquestTSI Posted May 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Lmao too much man too much lol those pics are hilarious an crack me up lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenquestTSI Posted June 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 What ya call a deer with one good eye? A good eye deer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMNDSTAR87 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 (edited) A WOMAN IS IN COURT ON TRIAL FOR STEALING FROM THE GROCERY STORE--- THE JUDGE ASKS HER WHAT SHE STOLE---THE WOMAN RESPONDS--"I STOLE A JAR OF PEACHES" THE JUDGE RESPONDS BY ASKING HOW MANY PEACHES WERE IN THE JAR--THE WOMAN SAYS 8-- THE JUDGE SAYS I WILL SENTENCE YOU TO A DAY IN JAIL FOR EACH PEACH--- ALL OF A SUDDEN THE HUSBAND COMES FORWARD FROM THE BACK AND SAYS TO THE JUDGE "SHE STOLE A CAN OF PEAS ALSO" GIG OUT Edited June 5, 2013 by DMNDSTAR87 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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