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I think... no wait... I know I'm in love with my car. I love to stare at it. I love to drive it. I love to push the pedal all the way to the floor and feel it put me back in my seat. I love to wash it. I love to dream about it. I love how low it is!! I love how even though the paint is all scratched and chipped, that it still looks good... at night... lol... I love driving it at sunset and looking in the rearview mirror and watching the sunlight reflecting off the widebody fenders. I love the way my RFL is sooooo loud. I love the way the exhaust pops when I heel and toe. I love how easy the car is to slide. I love how quiet the interior is at freeway speeds. I love the way the 8" wheels have so much dish and look so great. I love how easily the car will do 130, and how stable it feels. I love how reliable it is and that I'd trust it to get me anywhere that doesn't have big speed bumps or steep inclines... lol... I love how I know almost exactly whats wrong with it and how to fix it if something is up. I love how the street lights reflect off of it when it's parked. I love how it's alllllllll mine!!

 

It's not perfect. It's not the newest. It's surely not the fastest. It's definitely not the fanciest. But it's mine.

 

Damn... I am more drunk than I originally thought I was... rum and coke just kicked in yo!!

 

-Robert

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not too bad,,,,,,,,,i usually mistype while i rant intoxicated on sites,,,lol i guess its like an internet slurr. Edited by wrngwae
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beautiful "poem". If I only I knew about all that. right now mine would read something like this

 

I love how my car drains my wallet, I love how it is a pain in the a** to find parts, I love how it looks being towed by my friends Dakota, I love the way the light hits it when it just sits in the garage in pieces cause I am waiting for my tax return.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9JuAx_CB6o

 

Repost I'm sure. Appropriate though.

 

I'm In Love With My Car Lyrics

Artist(Band):Queen

 

Words and music by Roger Taylor

 

The machine of a dream

Such a clean machine

With the pistons a pumpin'

And the hub caps all gleam

 

When I'm holdin' your wheel

All I hear is your gear

When my hand's on your grease gun

Oh it's like a disease son

 

I'm in love with my car

Gotta feel for my automobile

Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar

Such a thrill when your radials squeal

 

Told my girl I'll have to forget her

Rather buy me a new carburetor

So she made tracks sayin'

This is the end now

Cars don't talk back

They're just four wheeled friends now

 

When I'm holdin your wheel

All I hear is your gear

When I'm cruisin' in overdrive

Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive

 

I'm in love with my car

Gotta feel for my automobile

I'm in love with my car

String back gloves in my automolove

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