Guest Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Hey guys, just wanted to share something. I got this text message this morning:"my husband will be away for 2 weeks,want to meet again?I\'ll be in LA next week.txt or msg me Jenni...." As I as reading the whole text I get a second text:"Sorry, I mistyped your number, that message was not for you. Sorry again!" To which I responded " thank god you sent that second message, my wife had knife and family jewels in hand!" True story. Funny now, not so a minutes ago! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotoCam360 Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 wait.... you let your wife read your phone messages.... what??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmwii Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 why wouldn't he? i don't get what some people think marriage is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotoCam360 Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 that's like using somebody else's toothbrush Sure you can do it, but why would you want to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotoCam360 Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Oh, and I'm being really sarcastic if you didn't pick up on that from the git go... it's Monday afterall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taeisallin Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 wait.... you let your wife read your phone messages.... what??? Yep. Got nothing to hide. All in, not one foot out the door. That message in its own small way, is a sad look into the larger picture as to why marriage in modern times is failing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bag-O-Chips Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 WHOA...! Lou, you didn't only dodge a bullet. You dodged a howitzer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny_Jim Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Whats her #? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bag-O-Chips Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 ..........DGAF in for the kill. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turborusty Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Terribly sad.... Turborusty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_StarionTSI Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Wow, I would've s*** myself. Because as much as you deny the fact that you know nothing of it....It'll seem like total BS. Glad you still have everything intact. :thumbs up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ucw458 Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 You could send her my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polarisman14 Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 (edited) You should see if the state the number is coming from considers cheating illegal--some states do. Karma is a b****. Edited February 20, 2012 by polarisman14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 WHOA...! Lou, you didn't only dodge a bullet. You dodged a howitzer. Yeah no kidding. And yeah, that's one of those things that if you try to deny, you may eventually just come out sounding guilty even if you're not. Poor husband, he's out busting his chops working and she's out in the streets working "it"! That's how std's get passed on, random careless sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeuppance Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Maybe it was to another girl, a new friend of hers. Why ya'll gotta be so negative!! -Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanta Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 (edited) If it was me, I would take her number, do some sleuthing and find out her name, try to find out her husband and maybe just give him a heads up. I'm not one to usually meddle in other people's affairs, but knowing that courts still take favor to a woman's side, it tends to give a guy an advantage. Had to do it to an aquaintance of mine that I didn't know too well, but knew was married, saw his wife snogging another guy, and was like ... well, better lawyer up, hate to be a home wrecker in this sense, but, it's coming sooner or later. He won custody of his kids, came out better, married a REALLY nice girl too. I swear, people these days, especially my generation it seems, such at monogamy and being faithful to each other. It's actually more difficult to find a trust worthy girl now it seems. Edited February 21, 2012 by Fanta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironside Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 If it was me, I would take her number, do some sleuthing and find out her name, try to find out her husband and maybe just give him a heads up. I'm not one to usually meddle in other people's affairs, but knowing that courts still take favor to a woman's side, it tends to give a guy an advantage. Had to do it to an aquaintance of mine that I didn't know too well, but knew was married, saw his wife snogging another guy, and was like ... well, better lawyer up, hate to be a home wrecker in this sense, but, it's coming sooner or later. He won custody of his kids, came out better, married a REALLY nice girl too. I swear, people these days, especially my generation it seems, such at monogamy and being faithful to each other. It's actually more difficult to find a trust worthy girl now it seems. Well said.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Project83 Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Poor guy i feel bad for him... but hey maybe he's on a 2 week 'business trip' with his mistress. That being said it is really sad the way people are anymore about marrage me and my wife are in it for the long haul strait and true we both know what happens with cheaters having come from broken homes because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holeysocks Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 I would save those texts, in case her husband should come calling,,you could prove you were innocent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drifter87 Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 The second text would've never came fast enough for me. My wife wouldn't waste time with family jewels, she'd straight up kill me and then look at the second text.But she is pregnant and hormonal so the loss of logic for a little bit makes it ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 The second text would've never came fast enough for me. My wife wouldn't waste time with family jewels, she'd straight up kill me and then look at the second text.But she is pregnant and hormonal so the loss of logic for a little bit makes it ok We have a friend who said the same about herself. She would have committed dosmetic violence before the second message got there. And she's not kidding, she really would have!! lol She's super duper jealous type. Once at a Chuck ECheese's, some girl her husband knew happened to be there and started talking to him. She saw that and from way across the other side of the restaurant, in the middle of a few hundred little kids, she yells out "WHO THE H*%& IS THAT BI@#$!?" Her husband said he wanted to crawl in a hole at that moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ucw458 Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Sounds like some of you should have picked your wives more carefully. Trust is a big part of a marriage and it sounds like some of you don't have enough of it in your relationships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Sounds like some of you should have picked your wives more carefully. Trust is a big part of a marriage and it sounds like some of you don't have enough of it in your relationships. Nah, it's just some woman know what kind of dog they married, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metric-man Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 (edited) Yep. Got nothing to hide. All in, not one foot out the door. That message in its own small way, is a sad look into the larger picture as to why marriage in modern times is failing. Yeah I sadly agree they should dump all those smart phones at the bottom of the ocean.They probably have a huge problem with infiedelity in taiwan and china where those things are made. Do you think your mother in law would text you just so wifey could cut your junk off??Mother inlaws are the largest cause of broken marriages!!! (senconded by ex's) Something to think about not just for you personally but things every married man should ponder... Does your wife tell you everything that comes out of her mothers mouth?And if your not on good terms with your mother do you want her talking to your wife?? Edited February 24, 2012 by Metric-man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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