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Was sorting through a few parts in the garage not too long ago looking for a turbo and heard a flutter. Looked around, shrugged it off. Found said turbo, took 3 steps forward and heard a screeeeeeeeeeeech. O_O

 

http://i.imgur.com/se2FZ.jpg

 

I'm afraid to poke him with a stick to shoo him out of the garage. He's been perched there for about 40 minutes now.

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A few years back I found a skunk in my garage, we both ran away from each other, nothing I did would chase him out and no broom stick was long enough, that thing could probably spray farther than that :unsure:

Found a can of carburetor cleaner and sprayed near it, that finally chased him out there! Just glad nothing got skunk sprayed :)

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http://gallery.koroded.net/d/13108-1/owl-orry.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/se2FZ.jpg

 

It's funny because there is at least one owl outside "hoo-ing" as I type this. I like that he's out there because I haven't heard the squirrel that lived in my floorboards for a while now. :D

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I heard owls are good luck. But after a while I would have gone inside, grabbed my bb gun, and then try to barely clip him while screaming like a girl and running inside each time he moved.
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go to a pet store, buy some mice for food and throw them in the garage, hilarity will ensue

 

No, hilarity was my sister has a blackthroat monitor that's almost 6ft long now. They're favorite food is carrion. It was out, and I guess feeding time.

 

I farted.

 

This lizard runs down the chair to the edge of it and it tasting the air rapidly. My sister walks up and is like O_o Thor, are you hung -sniffs- Justin, did you fart?

 

Me - keeps staring at the lizard -

 

Thor -stares back at me-

 

Lizard then proceeded to tear across the living room, up my leg, which at this point I'm hauling trying to get away from it.

 

That day I learned to not fart around a blackthroat monitor.

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I can understand Scotty don't having a bat flying around in his garage. But a owl that's awesome. Just get a big cage and there you have it new pet bird. How many people in your neighborhood can say they have an owl as a pet.
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