mistapickles Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 in my 20's I was a man woman of ill repute...well one night my friends and I picked up some girls at a club, we went to the grocery store after to get some more beer and snacks before we all went back to my house. My girl really really liked me and we started making out in the produce aisle, then really really making out in the produce aisle. Well it appears we were making a commotion and one of my friends overheard the store manager calling the police about a couple having sex in the produce aisle.... He goes to see the action and who's the one in the produce aisle???? Me...just as I'm reaching for a cucumber....LMAO....we weren't having sex but given a little more time.... Anywho... My friend rushed us both out of there before the police got us. The joke for a long time was "what were you going to do with that cucumber Louis?" I was Mr. Cucumber for a while then it evolved into Mr Pickles.... I usually tell people about that at a bar, so drink a beer and read.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeuppance Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 in my 20's I was a man woman of ill reputeGood ol' word filter. -Robert 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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