DomJoseph Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Post Turtle While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.' The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb a** put him up there to begin with.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWDAddict Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 That's a funny analogy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vbrad511 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Heard that joke about George Bush years ago. How's this one? Bush and a bodyguard are walking on the sidewalk in front of the White House one day when they come upon a little girl carrying a basket. George asks "what do you have in the basket, honey?". The girl replies "republican kittens", and pulls the cover back to reveal 5 newborn yellow and white striped kittens. Three weeks later Bush is walking on the sidewalk again, but this time with d*** Cheney, when they happen upon the little girl again. George quietly says to Cheney "watch this", then says to the girl "what's in the basket, honey?". She replies "democratic kittens". Befuddled, George says "but when I asked you about them three weeks ago you told me they were republican kittens". The girl answers back "yes, but now their eyes are open". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazarin Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 The girl answers back "yes, but now their eyes are open". Oh really? That may be the funniest part! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiplash Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Heard that joke about George Bush years ago. How's this one? Bush and a bodyguard are walking on the sidewalk in front of the White House one day when they come upon a little girl carrying a basket. George asks "what do you have in the basket, honey?". The girl replies "republican kittens", and pulls the cover back to reveal 5 newborn yellow and white striped kittens. Three weeks later Bush is walking on the sidewalk again, but this time with d*** Cheney, when they happen upon the little girl again. George quietly says to Cheney "watch this", then says to the girl "what's in the basket, honey?". She replies "democratic kittens". Befuddled, George says "but when I asked you about them three weeks ago you told me they were republican kittens". The girl answers back "yes, but now their eyes are open". :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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