SubZero Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife wasreally mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, broughtthe box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19cturbo Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 lol... that was pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReneRobert Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Lol Niceeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ucw458 Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubZero Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: "My wife was afraid of the dark, saw me naked, now she's afraid of the light!" My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate." I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. Why her cooking is so bad, I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves. One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out". My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgandy Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Am i the only one that thought a vibrator was in the box? Just wondering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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