Jump to content

0 to 200 in 6 seconds


SubZero
 Share

Recommended Posts

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really mad.

 

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

 

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke

up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

 

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought

the box back in the house.

 

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

 

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes:

 

"My wife was afraid of the dark, saw me naked, now she's afraid of the light!"

 

My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."

 

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

 

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

 

Why her cooking is so bad, I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves.

 

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

 

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 Share

×
×
  • Create New...