dstar88 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 aparently shes still not over it yet...and her poor little heart has a scar now from you...or some trash like that.. mehh... Daniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey_crandall Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 (edited) beat the heck out of her boyfriend. or give me her facebook and ill go quagmire on her over the interwebz for you. ME "how olad are you" HER "16" ME "18. ok you know what 10 inches looks like" it will be great i promise. on a sierious note call the cops let them handle it. Edited August 18, 2010 by joey_crandall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dstar88 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 beat the heck out of her boyfriend. or give me her facebook and ill go quagmire on her over the interwebz for you. ME "how olad are you" HER "16" ME "18. ok you know what 10 inches looks like" it will be great i promise. on a sierious note call the cops let them handle it. GIGIDY!!! ohhhhhh riiiiiiight!! Daniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starquestG54B Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 call this number 1-888-hit-maninc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jszucs Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I vote thermite to the hood. Mighty hard to light but worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmwii Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 hack her wireless, she is probably using WEP, and format every box on the network and print out 500 pages of goatsemy esteem for todie has jumped by a factor of 17.2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 That's a good way to catch some hot 1's. x2. You're going to go play around vandalizing a known dealers' property? You better be superman, the invisible woman, or just freakin lucky. just sneak over to her house with a car battery and hook it to the body of her car so when she opens the door in the morning... yay, burnt hot trash Seriously? You'll short the battery out and possibly cause it to explode LONG before she ever touches her car. PLEASE do some research before making silly suggestions like that. Especially before someone that isn't bright enough and actually tries it. I stick by my first suggestion. Definitely get police involved. A witness that can finger her for planning and carrying out the vandalism is as good as an eye witness. How many people get nailed in court because someone fingered them to save their own backside? There's a reason the witness protection program exists. Not saying this is in the same league just that someone with the knowledge that she planned and carried it out is nearly as good as a guilty verdict. Even better is the fact that her parents WILL be held accountable if she's under 18. Also definitely look into a camera. You can get them fairly cheap and as was mentioned earlier, they DO make 8 hour tapes. You'll only need 1 tape to catch her. If you get a digital camera and wire it into the network, you won't even need tapes. unlimited time to record on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudeLobster Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 well update: I took Komeuppance's suggestion of tipping that we have video. Got a call in an instant with her denying anything saying she was with her boyfriend all night. She was with her boyfriend, left with the two other kids, picked up the stuff, and hit it around 11. Told em we have video cause of history with the jeep and she was like well that not illegal. HAHAHAHA I was like thats trespassing and destruction of private property, and vandalism. Anyways she still denies all of it, which is so here, even though I've said over and over we have video. She hasn't been like "show me the vid" so she knows, and shes just trying to convince me that its someone else on the vid. Anyways I took it further and said that my dad was pissed, and hasnt called the cops yet, and that he wants phone calls from all 3 apologizing, and he'd drop everything and not contact the cops. As of right now the girl is trying to get a hold of the other two kids. hopefully they nut up and apologize... -Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
importwarrior Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Be sure to have the recording device ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Ah nothing like a recorded confession... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I'd still look into cameras, I have 4 around My house. It's great and now they are inexpensive... try ebay for DVR. and cameras. Dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
83_project_toy Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 i'm just petty sometimes if something comes up again. find out what she drives to school or rides in. on a hot day buy a fish from the store a nice fish from the seafood area not that prepackaged crap. now come in alittle late and see if the windows down if so just chuck the fish in the window or if the windows are up some duct tape to the floor board near the exhaust also works nice. or there's always the good old setup and wait all night thing. if they show up run out the door with a gun shot guns normally work the best. you dont have the gun loaded once they see you or your dad with a gun that normally scares the shat out of them enough to leave you alone forever unless there really physco. yes this does work i had alot of crazy girlfriends thru high school and they got worse in collage. i had one that even put in enough effort to jack my car up while i was at work and cut my fuel line. she got the fish and a fish in the engine of a 70's beetle really stinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MainstreaM Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Go to your local Agriculture store and buy a fence charger. Put it in your garage and bury the hot cable from it with it coming out of the ground close to where you park your car. The other cable is a ground and should be attached to a grounding rod close to the garage. Attach a small battery clamp (like whats on a charger) to it and connect this to your car. Unhook your car's positive battery post to avoid any interference with high voltages from the fence charger may have with the stock electronics. When retiring for the night walk out to the garage and flip the fence charger on. Your tires will be sufficient for insulation purposes. Turn the newly installed cameras on that you have placed all around you property. Record it with sound if possible, trust me it will be worth it if you do. When the guilty party comes back to do more damage, they will get a nasty suprise when they come within a few inches of any metal piece of the car. This works best if they are standing on your lawn when they touch the car. I've used this tactic before and it works very well. To CYA put a small sign in the back window of your car saying this: (CAUTION: ELECTRIC FIELD PRESENT). kANE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boostinstar Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 (edited) Revenge is a dish best served with a side of aircraft stripper. http://www.rsci.com/assets/aircraft-stripper.jpg Edited August 19, 2010 by boostinstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strang3majik Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Seriously? You'll short the battery out and possibly cause it to explode LONG before she ever touches her car. PLEASE do some research before making silly suggestions like that. Especially before someone that isn't bright enough and actually tries it. lol...I was kidding. Also, I know, you'd have to fab up something so that when they touched the door handle, they'd end up king contact between a hot and a ground...maybe like a squeeze operated plate or something But...I was kidding...just making a smart tail remark...lol Sorry about that. You could always do what someone here did to a bunch of cars (my dad responded to the call). Get a can of great stuff, and put it in the exhaust pipe...make sure it goes up far enough that you can't easily see it though. Will take them hours to figure out why they're car won't start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boostdquest89 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 That's a good way to catch some hot 1's.X2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistapickles Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 When I was in Marine Corps, my unit had a saying....violence solves everything and superior violence makes the rules.....uhhh have you ever seen how a pimp slaps a ho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 When I was in Marine Corps, my unit had a saying....violence solves everything and superior violence makes the rules.....uhhh have you ever seen how a pimp slaps a ho? ohh, I have!! In Hollywood, homeboy reached way back slap that white girl! Then he turn to my date and I and said "Did you see anything?" Me "not DARN thing mang." But, uh, I think the pimp slap would get him 6 to 8 months in jail and a new boyfriend named "Bubba"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistapickles Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 if he did a proper pimp slap she would be saying she fell down and hit her eye on a door knob....I'm just saying.....it's the talk all the way to right up before the pimp slap that has them making excuses....I recommend watching Pootytang with Chris Rock...get some baby powder, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jszucs Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 lol...I was kidding. Also, I know, you'd have to fab up something so that when they touched the door handle, they'd end up king contact between a hot and a ground...maybe like a squeeze operated plate or something But...I was kidding...just making a smart tail remark...lol Sorry about that. You could always do what someone here did to a bunch of cars (my dad responded to the call). Get a can of great stuff, and put it in the exhaust pipe...make sure it goes up far enough that you can't easily see it though. Will take them hours to figure out why they're car won't start easier to isolate the handle and setup a capacator to the handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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