Dcrasta Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Dc, boring city unless you party. Ok so I get a call from at work (working 3-11) and its my friend. She is hanging with her sister and some girls at a club with 'metro=sexual's . Well I go down for the drinks and to hang with some girls. We party, drinking (now I had 3 jacks and cokes). So its now 4am (4 hours later) and Im sober and bored (club has closed) and we are all standing outside. I was lucky and got the parking space right across the street but down the block, and right in front of me a beautiful Yellow Charger Rt (maybe not RT) but yellow and black with the stripe on the back. So im puffing on a mini swisher sweet, getting my parking lot pimping on and standing by the quest. The speaker is bumping this phat mixtape I have from my friend in Paris, some Vingt-Trois Ambience , cest bon. Anyway the guy with the charger comes walking up and is like, dude, that car is like 20 years old. Im like, no 19. And then he is like to his boys 'old and busted, young hotness' Im like. Dude, u got that wrong, its like, new school fool, old school cool. So he's like. Ok man, hey if you need a jumpstart let me know . So he gets in and starts his car up and revs and does a bunch of stupid stuff. THen he starts trying to move out of the parking space, but its a bit tight. I could have got out but he was starting to act all gay and scared. So he goes.. Dude, you gonna get me a can opener or can you move your car. In reality I parked before him, but the car in front of him left no space. Since I left space behind me I was able to back it up. So , he standing there and I start the car (Reach in the door). She starts off the key no problem so i let it idle for a sec. He's looking, iM like 'Wait for it' .. so I get in, turn my stereo up and sit there. Im watching my oil pressure gauge and it read 'you cant fade me' and I rev it one time up to 4k, just enough for the blow off and back it up . I turned on the fog lights (I modded so I can roll the fogs with the parking lights) and he started talking smack. Hes like, oh oh.. u acting like you want to run. You want ta run me! . So then Im like.. well , the question is do you want to run me. I mean, you got a lot to lose. Your boys gonna laugh at your new school fool car fake out wanna be race 4 door sedan if you lose to my old school cool. YOu dont know what you 'phukin' wit man . YOu should just spare yourself. (Now , Im talking smack and laughing at him real easy because I know I had my boost set for 16psi and I have just put new plugs, wires, cap and rotor, slightly advanced the timing and put 1/2 tank of 93 in . And she had the fresh 15-40 rotella oil change, so Im smiling like a dog eating steak. He was like ok, tell you what follow me . We gonna run it at the light . Im gonna break you off, then we going to wendys. You lose you buy for my whole car. Im like. OK. you lose and you got me and my car (2 girls and me in the car. ) So I let him pull out, and he does a real stupid looking U turn burnout . I play it cool, swing the U , we roll about 150 feet to the light and Im feeling the little decell. The whole time I had been letting my car warm up so now its all in the normal range ( temp, alt, Oil pressure, fuel pressure) and we at the light. He starts revving and acting really stupid. Now at this point my passengers are starting to go'... Dont race this guy, what .. you being stupid. I was like "im just gonna break him off a little chunk" haha. So just as the cross light turns yellow I hold it at 4200 rpms and walk the clutch . Both of my passengers get slammed back in there seats and my car squats out and is gone. I got a nice little cheerrrrrp as I left him. I dont even think he even left very hard, but I heard him as he tried to recover, but it was too late. I stabbed the clutch and yanked the short shifter into second and I dont think I lost very much boost because as soon as I slammed second it was over. Of course we had moved almost 2 blocks. Since I was on the left, (3 lane road) some random guy got passed by me (he was in the middle) and the Charger Roared past on the right. Once the top if second I hit third for about 3 seconds and shut it down. So Im looking for the Charger as I keep cruising down New York Av in Dc, and im getting close to my left for wendys. Suddenly, flashing highbeams in the rearview. Its dude. I go to the wendys and we pull into the parking lot. HIs boys are in the back screaming and shouting. Damm.. dude your car just GTF out of dodge. Im like. Ya, Made by Mitsubishi, imported by Dodge. LOL So they are all asking .. Show me the engine. whats under the hood. Im like .. Gotta beat me to see it man, sorry. U owe us food. We go in, we eat. Girls talking trash the whole time about 'I dont believe you. we are not riding with you again' but they had to admit the love was flowing. So finally I go and we all pull out of the lot. More shennanigans from the Charger guys . They do a burnout, go flying of the parking lot . At this time the parking lot is full because Wendys is open 24 hours on the weekend and is at the intercection of basically 3 highways. The car started right up again, and we rolled out. went to my friends house chilled with her and her sister till about 5am. Now Im at home and cant sleep but I know I will soon, but What a fun night. Tomorrow I get to finish my Rx7 engine swap, wahooo.. ! Hope someone else got to flog it a little bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeuppance Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 LOL... nice story, got the mood set for the race and everything... -Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattopMike Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 I think I just learned a new language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boostandmuscle Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 awesome story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenquestTSI Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 whats this have to do with drinkin and drivin? did i miss somethin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey_L Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 lol, thats a good story. I was very entertained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roush Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Thats classic, I got a few stories like that. Always priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shift1313 Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 its like i was there. When i read lights flashing i thought it was the police, but i guess they only pull you over for talking on cell phones in dc. Did you tell him you had a hemi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dstar88 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 lol great story man! n good kill! i see theres another story teller in here other than me.,i see yours is more for ages 13 and up...mine is more for the youngens lol j/k j/k good kill again bro :-D Daniel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrasta Posted July 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Seems like I snapped a flywheel bolt (or rushed it along). Anyway, guess one good thing was I discovered I had a 87 flywheel, with no dowel pin (guess the 87s didn't have them). 3 of the remaining bolts broke on the way out. (well, broke) Im nervous trying to get the snapped remains out of the end of my crank. Pray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dstar88 Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Seems like I snapped a flywheel bolt (or rushed it along). Anyway, guess one good thing was I discovered I had a 87 flywheel, with no dowel pin (guess the 87s didn't have them). 3 of the remaining bolts broke on the way out. (well, broke) Im nervous trying to get the snapped remains out of the end of my crank. Pray! man..that sucks...i hope i dont find the same thing when i change my clutch soon.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silkdagger05 Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 that was great!!!!!!! :) i am trying so hard to get my tsi running right still rich and needs some front end work...but then its time to see what she can do for the first time. :) ( lol I am working 75 hours a week to get her parts all paid for ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrasta Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Fix it right first then beat on it. I am going through hades with this issue of mine. I will need a crankshaft, but once its done, We can rebuild her, strong, faster, meaner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shift1313 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 my 84 doesnt have a dowel, but the crank i put in it had one. I thought it came out of an auto or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lead_Foot Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 I think I just learned a new language. LoL ... Me Too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szester Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 "Gotta beat me to see it man, sorry." My new motto. Love it dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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